Real life algebra…..
by rockystar on Nov.14, 2008, under Fun
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words, Human that doesn’t know to enjoy = Donkey that works
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore, Men – earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don’t spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3:
Men that don’t earn money = Women that don’t spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) *
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) *
So, we have;
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!!
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